73 Questions with STASSI SCHROEDER

On this episode of Straight Up With Stassi, Stassi’s fairy godmother Lo French joins to chat about babies, discuss the Bieber-Baldwin marriage, and answer 73 questions.

“I have so many nannies around me.”

“I just need to get pregnant so that I don’t have to worry about sucking in,” Stassi says.

“Can you?” Lo asks. “That’d make me really happy.”

“You know what? I thought, maybe this year, it could happen, but with everything that’s going on and how overwhelmed I am all of the time, if I was pregnant…”

“No, you could do it,” Lo says.

“I’d lose my mind,” Stassi says.

“No, I feel like it would make you more laser-focused,” Lo explains. “Because you would embody the Rachel Zoe, the Victoria Beckham…”

“Beyonce,” Stassi says.

“Are you going to have twins?” Lo asks.

“Hopefully not, but I want to channel my inner Sasha Fierce, and just work,” Stassi explains.

“It’ll make you prioritize, because you’ll know you have to take care of yourself, but also, you want to be successful,” Lo says.

“Alright, I like where your head is at,” Stassi says. “I think I’ve decided — and I’ve told Beau this — that in the summer, we’ll stop being careful.”

“Oh shiiit,” Lo says.

“There are so many women who have a hard time getting pregnant, and I’m very conscious of that, that that could be me,” Stassi explains. “So I feel like I don’t want to waste my time while I can, you know what I mean? It’s not that I want to get pregnant this year or next year, but, what if I’m careful for the next five years of my life and I find out that I’m one of those people that has a really hard time?”

“There’s a new documentary about that on Netflix, and it’s really, really sad,” Lo says. “Luckily there’s a good ending. But it follows this couple over maybe three or four years of their infertility struggles. It’s so emotional, it affects their whole life. It’s so expensive. It’s really sad.”

“I really, truly, hardcore feel for women who have to go through that,” Stassi says.

“And it’s a bigger percentage than we think, like it’s in the thirties,” Lo explains.

“My heart goes out to them, so I’ll be careless, after Brittany and Jax’s wedding,” Stassi says.

“Alex and I will take care of your baby,” Lo offers. “We will double-team nanny.”

“100%,” Stassi says. “I feel like I have so many nannies around me that it’d be really easy.”

“This is not rehearsed.”

“Just know that I haven’t seen these questions,” Stassi clarifies. “I’m sure that like, Emily Ratajkowski was able to plan her answers ahead of time.”

“They all do,” Lo agrees. “I think I took this from Emma Stone’s video.”

“This is not rehearsed, so I don’t know what my answers are, so I might come back and be like, ‘No, that’s not how I would answer that question,’ but let’s give it a shot,” Stassi says.

Q: What is keeping you busy right now?

A: Everything.

Q: What’s the most exciting thing in your life?

A: My book.

Q: What’s the most boring thing in your life?

A: Uh… I don’t know. The things that people find boring, I find really entertaining. I love to just be bored at home, because I don’t get to be bored that much. You know what’s boring? That I can’t have a moment to just chill. That’s boring me.

Q: Who is your style icon?

A: Blake Lively, right now.

Q: Who was your favorite teacher in school?

A: My musical theater teacher, Dorinda. I remember her a lot.

Q: If you could teach one subject in school, what would you teach?

A: It would probably be musical theater. I would love it.

Q: What’s your coffee order?

A: I don’t drink coffee. I mean, sometimes I do because I need the caffeine, but I don’t enjoy it. But it would be an iced coffee with whole milk.

Q: Describe the best birthday cake you’ve ever had.

A: Funfetti is the best-tasting cake I’ve ever had.

Q: What’s one thing you need to have in your refrigerator at any given time?

A: Water. Wine. Diet Dr. Pepper. Hot sauce. I can’t choose. Ranch. There are too many things!

Q: What’s your favorite TV show of all time, on or off the air?

A: “Game of Thrones.”

Q: What’s your favorite TV show of all time currently on the air?

A: “Love After Lockup.” I thought “90 Day Fiancé” was good — “Love After Lockup” is where it’s at.

Q: What is a movie that made you cry your eyes out?

A: What movie DOESN’T make me cry my eyes out? I have to pick just one? “La La Land.” “Titanic.” “The Greatest Showman.” “P.S. I Love You.” “The Notebook.” It could be “Home Alone” and I’d still cry.

Q: If you had a superpower, what would it be?

A: To just make money appear. Think of what I could do!

Q: What is a cool or bizarre talent that you have?

A: I can juggle.

Q: What’s one habit you wish you could break?

A: Turning into a psycho at midnight. Sometimes 10:00 P.M.

Q: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

A: That I’m funny.

Q: What makes you laugh no matter what?

A: Beau.


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