On this episode of Straight Up With Stassi, Stassi and Lo celebrate a proposal to die for, the one a kind ring that came with it, and they discuss getting spooky on her forthcoming podcast tour.

“It was not in the cards for him to propose this year”

“I just, literally I wake up in the morning and it’s the first thing I think. Like it’s the first thing I think to do, to look at it. When I walk, when I drive, when I do anything. I’m just like oh my God, now I understand why brides are assholes. Like I’ve never understood it. Like I’ve always been like yeah I watched all my best friends get engaged, watched them get married. Well most of them get married, and … it’s like they’re transformed the second that the ring goes on their finger. I’ve never understand it I never understood their pure joy and just everything about them”

“Until now.” Lo comments.

“Until now.”

“Now you get it,” Lo adds, “Pure joy.”

“I had the best day of my life. I can’t believe — I can’t say too much about the engagement because you will watch it on Vanderpump Rules, but I mean everyone knows it was in a cemetery. Everyone knows what my ring looks like now so there’s that. I will say, and people will watch this on Vanderpump Rules, Beau tortured me this year. He made me believe that he was having second thoughts, that it was not in the cards for him to propose this year, and it caused a lot of fights and arguments. And I really had settled on the fact that like it was not going to happen for me this year…but this was like a giant surprise”

“I think he did it perfectly. And I heard him a couple times say, you know, no I have to take my time, like all that stuff. I heard him say that kind of thing but I, I don’t know, I felt it in my bones it was coming this year.”

“Lady Mary would wear this ring.”

“Do you feel like the server notices when you reach for your wine with your left hand?” Lo asks.

“I feel like a douche.” Stassi laughs.

“Just because it’s on your finger?” Lo asks again.

“Because I’m like let me grab that. But I’m just like no I would’ve been grabbing it with this hand anyway I’m not being a douche I swear!. I mean this is a pretty fucking kick-ass ring.”

“It stops you in your tracks.” Lo concludes.

“It’s so vintage,” Stassi continues, “It’s an antique. It was a family heirloom of his and it’s like I really feel like Lady Mary would wear this, from Downtown Abbey.”

“It makes a ton of sense” Lo chimes in, “It’s an ice skating rink also.”

“Don’t you think it looks like if like Cinderella’s glass slipper or something was turned into a ring? It’s like just, it looks very Cinderella like.”

“I’m never going to be like hand me the kitchen knife…”

“Yes. So let’s discuss podcast tour.” Stassi continues.

“Podcast tour suggestions came through from everybody and they are good. Brianna from Austin, Texas told us via email that the Paramount Theatre where you’re playing is super haunted.” Lo Says.

“Really?!” Stassi gasps.

“Yes and I looked it up. Do you want to know?” Lo asks.

“Yes I do.”

“Okay. So this is from an article that says people said they’ve seen a woman dressed in a white dress roaming the mezzanine floor.” Lo goes on.

“Is she getting married?”

“Do we need a safe word for when you do get annoying?” Lo asks.

“Yes.” Stassi laughs.

“What is it?” asks Lo.

“Kitchen Knife. Because when do I ever say that? I don’t cook. I’m never going to be like hand me the kitchen knife. Never, I’ve never said that in my life”

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