Stassi Has A New Beau

On this episode of Straight Up With Stassi, Stassi is joined by her new beau, Beau Clark.

“I might want to rock a muumuu.”

“Okay, so, I’ve referenced you affectionately as ‘Overalls’ on my podcast,” Stassi begins.

“You told me that,” Beau says.

“I just feel like, because I’ve done that, my listeners, we’re a community…” Stassi explains. “They know you as Overalls. So, I want you to walk me through your thought process, like, when did you first think that wearing overalls was a good idea?”

“Um, I go to a lot of country shows,” Beau explains. “And I like country music. And for some reason, I was browsing the internet, and I said, ‘You know what? You don’t see anyone wearing overalls in Los Angeles.'”

“For good reason,” Stassi jokes.

“Look, it’s easy,” Beau responds. “After Thanksgiving I gained some weight and I can just push it out and no one is judging me. It’s a great hider of things.”

“It’s the man’s version of the muumuu,” Stassi says.

“But I would totally rock a muumuu,” Beau adds. “Remember, they have guy muumuus. I was trying to buy one and you took my phone away from me.”

“Yeah… Listen, I can rock a muumuu,” Stassi says. “You can’t have overalls and a muumuu. There are lines that we shouldn’t cross in life.”

“Okay,” Beau says. “But wait ’til summertime. Who knows? I don’t have a muumuu, so I might want to rock a muumuu.”

“Let’s see how many times we can say muumuu in 60 seconds.”

“You looked at my Instagram and said HELL no.”

“So, Kristen and Katie had tried to hook us up for a while,” Stassi says. “A really long time. Kristen showed Beau my Instagram and he said, ‘Hard no.’ Why?”

“I said, ‘Nope.’ I just scanned through the pictures and I was like, ‘Oh, the bleached blonde hair, she’s probably got botox, she’s probably got fake boobs…'” Beau says.

“They’re not fake boobs, but they’ve been redone, you know that,” Stassi corrects.

“I know that,” Beau agrees. “I was like, ‘She probably goes to Nightingale and gets bottle service. Just not my cup of tea.'”

“So you judged a book by it’s cover,” Stassi says.

“I did! And I usually don’t do that,” Beau admits.

“So you didn’t even see my pretty face and think, like, ‘But she has a pretty face?'” Stassi asks. “Were you just like, ‘Oh, that’s a shit ton of contouring.'”

“Yeah, but also, I work in casting and I see…”

“Millions of me a day?” Stassi laughs.

“So I see you and I’m just like, ‘Great, she does reality TV,'” Beau explains.

“But you didn’t even read my captions,” Stassi says. “I have good Instagram captions.”

“Well, I didn’t know that,” Beau defends himself. “I was just scrolling through photos, that’s what Kristen let me see.”

“This is my favorite part of this blossoming relationship, this beautiful blossoming flower of a relationship, is that you said no. You looked at my Instagram and said HELL no. And I looked at your Instagram and said HELL yeah,” Stassi laughs. “So there’s that. So, how did I win you over then?”

“The first time we hung out, Doute took us to the Mondrian for a fashion show,” he says.

“That wasn’t the first time we hung out,” Stassi says.

“We hung out at the fight, the McGregor fight at Doute’s house, but that was the first time that I met you,” Beau explains. “Three days later, we went to the fashion show, and we ended up closing down the Mondrian talking.”

“Yeah and you lied to me and told me that you had sex with your cousin,” Stassi recalls.

“I know, I like to just start shit,” Beau says.

“I know, but what does it say about me that I stuck around?” Stassi asks.

“A lot,” Beau laughs. “We both lived in the South so maybe that’s just a thing…”

“That’s a good point,” Stassi says. “So, my winning, sparkling personality won you over?”

“It did, it did,” Beau confirms. “I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard ever with anybody. Having a great conversation with someone the first time hanging out was fantastic.”

“That’s really sweet,” Stassi says. “Oh, we’re disgusting right now. But at least we’re self aware.”


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